Holiday safety: Laughing all the way (without slipping on tinsel)
The holidays are coming! The holidays are coming! You know—that time for joy, celebration, and a sprinkling of chaos. Tangled lights, ambitious baking projects, and visiting relatives often push safety right out of our minds. But with a little planning—and a lot of humor—you can keep the season merry and injury-free.
Here are some professional tips—my gift to you—to keep you safe at work and at home for the holidays:
1. The Snow Boot Ballet
Employees trying to dress for success are tempted to sprint across an icy parking lot in dress shoes. The result? A pirouette worthy of the Nutcracker—and a bruised ego. Winter safety means wearing shoes with good traction and channeling your inner penguin with small steps.
Pro tip: Wear proper footwear. Ice doesn’t care how stylish you are.
2. The Ladder Olympics
Use a sturdy ladder when hanging mistletoe and other decorations. Wobbly chairs, stacked boxes, or Cousin Eddie’s shoulders are great ways to end up in an ambulance rather than a sleigh. Always have a spotter and avoid overreaching from the ladder since gravity doesn’t take holidays off.
Pro tip: If your ladder is older than your holiday playlist, it might be time for a new one.
3. The Fire-Hazard Fir
If you’re going with a real tree, keep it watered. Dry trees + hot lights = a fire hazard that even Rudolph can’t outrun. As enthusiastic gift-givers, try not to create a mountain of wrapping paper so large it blocks the TV and traps the dog. The dog may be fine, but the remote may never be seen again. So, clean as you go and keep candles far away from flammables to avoid a much larger yule log than expected.
Pro tip: Use electric candles with timers and turn off lights before bed. Your tree doesn’t need to party all night any more than you do.
4. The Great Light Showdown
Before you channel your inner Clark Griswold, inspect those holiday lights before you are on the ladder. Frayed wires, cracked sockets, and rogue bulbs are fire hazards waiting to happen. And remember, lights and cords are marked for indoor versus outdoor use for a reason . Avoid mixing them up unless you want a shocking surprise to start the holidays.
Pro tip: Untangle lights with a cup of cocoa nearby. It won’t help detangle things, but it’ll make you feel better.
5. The Cookie Catastrophe
Uncle Vinny once tried to flambé the holiday ham. The ham survived; his eyebrows did not. Though holiday cooking is often a team sport, too many cooks can lead to spills, burns, and fires (okay, and some mystery ingredients). Keep flammables away from flames, pot handles turned inward, and knives sharp and safely stored.
Pro tip: Keep a fire extinguisher nearby. Food fights are fun , but grease fires are not. (Oh, and maybe leave the flambéing to the professionals.)
6. The Holiday Hydration Hiccup
The holidays are a time to relax, recharge, and reconnect. So, take frequent breaks and stay hydrated. Between the hot cocoa, festive cocktails, and bottomless mugs of coffee, it’s easy to forget that your body still needs good old-fashioned water.
Staying hydrated during the holidays helps you keep your energy up, your skin glowing (for those family photos), and your digestion on track after that third helping of stuffing. So, drink responsibly and enjoy those seasonal sips, but sneak in a glass of water between the merriment—your body will thank you.
Pro tip: Chase eggnog with water, not just cookies and see how your holiday party dance moves improve.
Key to remember: Whether you're navigating icy sidewalks, looking for your cat in the Christmas tree, or dodging that hanging mistletoe, a little caution goes a long way. So, laugh, celebrate, and stay safe because nothing ruins a holiday party faster than a trip to urgent care.























































